I think I’m good at a few things.  I’m good at CLEANING. Wow! That probably sounds useless to most people.

“I knew you were a jerk when I saw you.”

OUCH… that stung! Who does Mr. Snippy Head think he is…  calling me a jerk? 

I looked at the time and… OH NO!!!

I knew I HAD to get him to bed before it was too late. (And, before I got in trouble with his mom and dad. (I hope they aren’t reading this.)

Do I seem like the kind of person who spends a lot of time in pawn shops?
(You might be surprised.)
Back in the day, my crackhead ex-husband would, regularly, pawn all our stuff (including Austin’s toys) before disappearing for days.

Have you ever caught yourself self-sabotaging? 

Back before we were pastors, I had a job in corporate sales. I found that when you really believe in your product, it’s easy to promote. Easy to sell.