“I knew you were a jerk when I saw you.”

OUCH… that stung! Who does Mr. Snippy Head think he is…  calling me a jerk? 

“How do you have the energy to do all that you do?”

Figuring out WHAT is going to get our time and WHERE that is going to take us… is more than half the battle.

I looked at the time and… OH NO!!!

I knew I HAD to get him to bed before it was too late. (And, before I got in trouble with his mom and dad. (I hope they aren’t reading this.)

Do I seem like the kind of person who spends a lot of time in pawn shops?
(You might be surprised.)
Back in the day, my crackhead ex-husband would, regularly, pawn all our stuff (including Austin’s toys) before disappearing for days.

Do you ever look at holidays and completely
stress out because you just KNOW you’re not going to get the whole thing right?