I remember one morning when Ashtyn was little. I was studying and praying. Ashtyn came to me and said, “Mommy, I don’t feel good.” The thing about three-year-olds is, they really don’t understand “degrees” of FEELING BAD. They don’t realize when they’re about to vomit… so they just end up spewing it anywhere and EVERYWHERE! […]

I was babysitting my grand-puppy, Mozi, because my kids haven’t given me any grandchildren, yet. (We need to talk about that!) She’s one of those mischievous dogs you have to lock up when you leave the house, otherwise, you’ll regret it. Sunday morning, I put on my shoes BEFORE I caught the dog. (That’s where […]

Aenean eleifend ante maecenas pulvinar montes lorem et pede dis dolor pretium donec dictum. Vici consequat justo enim. Venenatis eget adipiscing luctus lorem. Adipiscing veni amet luctus enim sem libero tellus viverra venenatis aliquam. Commodo natoque quam pulvinar elit. Nam condimentum varius justo Eget aenean tellus venenatis. Donec odio tempus. Felis arcu pretium metus nullam […]

Aenean eleifend ante maecenas pulvinar montes lorem et pede dis dolor pretium donec dictum. Vici consequat justo enim. Venenatis eget adipiscing luctus lorem. Adipiscing veni amet luctus enim sem libero tellus viverra venenatis aliquam. Commodo natoque quam pulvinar elit. Nam condimentum varius justo Eget aenean tellus venenatis. Donec odio tempus. Felis arcu pretium metus nullam […]

Earlier this year, I was on my way to Australia, on a six-hour flight from Miami to LA. When I got on the plane, they said, “Oh hello, Mrs. Crank. You have an upgrade! We’re taking you to first-class!” And I’m thinking, “The Lord LOVES me!” Not only do I get an upgrade, (which means […]