I remember the first time I ever got to PET A SHARK. Yeah, you heard me right. OK, they weren’t the giant Jaws-like great white sharks. They were a lot smaller and gentler nurse sharks. But, they still had plenty of sharp teeth! Actually,  2 of my friends got bitten by the sharks! Then, on […]

A few months ago, I got called for jury duty. Ugh! When they gave us a lunch break, I called Ashtyn and said, “I don’t have time to come and get you. But if you want, you could call an Uber and come meet me for lunch.” She called me from the car and said, […]

One night after church, a bunch of us decided we needed to go to iHop! (Because that’s how we roll!) Jai, our Worship Pastor, ordered scrambled eggs with cheese. Pretty simple… no big deal. Not me! I’m complicated. My order is CRAZY! I’m like,“I’ll have the New York cheesecake pancakes, but I DON’T want whipped […]

I love to sing! I always have! I’m like a broken jukebox in almost every conversation. While people talk, lyrics to some random song start playing in my head. Before I know it… it escapes my lips and… yup… I just start singing in public. Ooops! I did it again! (Yeah, that WAS a Brittney […]

“Do you have a receipt?” “No. I didn’t open it. It’s still in the package.” “Sorry.” “But, it still has the price sticker on it.” “No. Sorry.” “But, I have the original merchandise bag.” “Sorry, we don’t take ANYTHING back without a receipt!” Have you ever tried to return something without a receipt? It’s like, […]